Saturday, December 26, 2009

Turd or Not a Turd? Episode I: Peter Drucker


Welcome to the first edition of TONAT! Today we will discuss the man that wants 100 people to work, Peter Drucker. Please, tell us, turd or not a turd! If you don't like this game, do as Peter would tell you to, and go get a job at Starbucks...

Thursday, December 24, 2009

SENATE PASSES HEALTH BILL!!!!! Schwartz Family Happy!!!!


The Schwartz family of Brookline, MA (pictured above) is the family that will benefit from the U.S. Senate's landmark health care bill. After the bill passed, Sen. Harry Reid (NV) announced that one lucky family will win a free year of Blue Cross Health Insurance HMO! They put the names of over 20 million family's into a jar and picked the lucky winners! Ester Schwartz, when asked about her view on the situation, responded as follows: "I don't have time to answer your question. I have been on hold for 2 hours already trying to get an answer from Blue Cross about which doctor I can see. They keep playing the same three Yanni songs and I hate it! I was better off going to the emergency room when I got a cold!"


President Obama was overheard saying, "Some folks are never satisfied." He then promised that change was on the way!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

very fucking merry



merry christmas folks! i sincerely hope that yours is the merriest of merries.

i'm off to florida to spend christmas with the fam...

see ya next week.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Health Care Reform, 2009: It's like:


- Giving Advil to someone with a brain tumor.
- Giving a penny to a homeless person.
- Taking one less bite out of a Twinkie.
- The band from the Free Credit Report Dot Com commercials.


Please, share your own with us.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

watch the powerless wrythe in their own futility...

C-SPAN2 live feed... so much fun watching redneck republican senators get this bill rammed down their throats. beautiful.

update: tom coburn just said we should tax sunlight. this is amazing.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

SNOW!!!!



it's probably because i live in los angeles that i don't want to hear about your fucking snow.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Perhaps this is why the Dayman is the fighter of the Nightman?!?

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

bill o'reilly and ann coulter can't think



if your complaining about what's going down in a place like springfield, illinois... then chances are that this aint as christian of a country as you thought it was.
awesomely retarded to cite american tradition, government, and religion and then refer to supreme court rulings as ridiculous.
and i love how much menorahs piss off these mayonnaise eaters.
more important than freedom of religion? freedom of thought.
eat a bag of cocks, coulter.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

2005 real estate commercial or thinly veiled misogyny?



this couple, and their kids, now live in the back seat of a 1997 honda accord.
ironically, the wife wanted the mini-van.

for sunshine...



i'll have you know that i had to go to something called www.femalefirst.co.uk to do this...

i feel dirty.

very, very dirty.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Joe is a Shithead. Look here for proof II:

youtube mashup: LIEBERMAN

so... two weeks ago i started searching youtube for somewhat controversial terms... capitalism, socialism, climategate... and i was able to pick out a few independent video-bloggers that i thought captured a realistic, reactionary, somewhat hysterical perspective that may not be evident in the mainstream media.
this excersize has become somewhat of an obsession for me.
at the risk of dedicating this blog solely to the likes of that sewer rat joe lieberman... today's search term: LIEBERMAN.
enjoy!


ok... i usually try to summarize these things... this video needs no such summary. it does; however, require commentary:

dear ndsman64,

sir, you are doing god's work... but for the sake of artistic expression, lay off the obama speaches. be yourself. let some of your own oratory style come through in the presentation. you don't have to be perfect to get an important point across.

try not to overdo it with the editorial content. while insightful, your opinions may outshine the topic. it's hard for the little tree to grow in the shadow of the big tree.

and tell your wife the patriots suck.

friend til the end,
puddy



Joe Lieberman's Eyes & Balls Being Pan Fried in Hell... or: four-egg breakfast. F-


some sanity from insane films. i don't think there is a better way to summarize the healthcare legislation issue at this point. A+

Monday, December 14, 2009

Joe is a Shithead. Look here for proof:

beat on the brat

i love this headline from the huff post: 81% of Dems Want Lieberman Punished For Health Care Filibuster.
apparently the majority of democrats out there do not feel that photoshopping testicles onto the man's chin is sufficiently punitive action.
hey, at least we tried.
what would you do to the filthy bastard?

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Your feet won't smell in Glenn Beck's belly


Look who's farting

joe lieberman has balls on his chin




ok... let's get the obvious questions out of the way...
1) yes, i do have better things to do
2) no, they're not mine (mine are bigger)
outside of that... i think the image speaks for itself
lieberman has conducted himself in a manner that warrants balls being photoshopped onto his chin.
how did this idea arrive?
it came in a vision... a man appeared on a flaming pie and said, "from this day forward, joe lieberman shall have balls upon his chin."

fortunately, the congressional healthcare plan covers the removal of these types of growths.

Friday, December 11, 2009

a fascist theocracy...



how badly do you want to punch john lofton in the face? give frank some props for keeping his shit together.

in the immortal words of steve vai:

Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
Fuck yourself with your neighbor's nose
If you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole
Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
Everyone will know you've been to this show

If you can't take, eat my stool
Masturbate with some crazy glue
I don't care what you do
Fock yourself with a garden tool
Fuck yourself with politics
Ahh they're full of fuckin' fuckin' shit
I mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born
It's amazing that we've been getting fucked that
long
Fuck yourself with the world wide web
Man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
You may even meet a Tom, Dick, Jane or Billy
Then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly

Fuck yourself with your heart and soul
Give it everything you got, hey I'm talkin' to you
If you can't even fuck yourself,
How ya gonna fuck somebody else?
Fuck yourself with my microphone
I'll give it to you later when we're all alone
We can turn it up loud
And see if you come, but
Don't get your jizz on my microphone
Fuck yourself with organized religion
Now that is some seriously sinnin' business
If the Lord sees their pathetic crimes
He'll be fuckin' them 'til the end of time

And can someone explain to me this racist crap
I know it isn't white, but it isn't black
And to all you people who only see things your way
Well, you can suck my dick and take all day
Fuck your nose with a pound of blow
Watch your money get up and go
but when you burnt your brain and you say
I don't know!
I hate to tell you but I told you so
Fuck yourself with this grunge rock noise
I mean, stuff those albums in your groin
They come down on me because I know how to play -
Hey... fuck you!
Fuck yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone
Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
Now those people think they're holier than Moses
But aren't they just a bunch of fuckin' posers
Fuck yourself with your mother's jewelry
I won't tell, I ain't a stooly
If you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby
Your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
Fuck yourself with the latest fashion
With your spikes and your hair and those cute
little buttons
And if you happen to have some leather and lace
Fuck yourself 'til you're blue in the face
Fuck yourself with your income tax
They're fucking you and that's a fact
Before you know it your money's all spent
And you've just been fucked by the government
Fuck yourself with your lawyer friend
You're the only one that's getting fucked in the end
I have been so fucked by legal bills
that my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
Fuck yourself with your full-length sweater
With your minks and your diamonds and your Irish Setter
With your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
Just fuck yourself 'til you can't even think

Those of you who enjoy this song
thank you thank you, I love you
Let's get it on
But for those of you who are totally outraged
Fuck yourself with your face

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Its time to say it out loud,


Rep. Grayson rules. Just like Tim "I will cry but you will burn in an eternal fire if your belief set does not coincide with mine" Tebow is a giant turd that Ray Lewis is going to shatter into a billion Jesus pieces, so too is Rep. Grayson a good dude (or as they would say in Worcester, MA: A wicked good dude). Like Tebow and his orange and blue toilet paper, Dick Cheney and his Glenn Beck Mini-me need to shut the fuck up, and so do their "Earth is 6,000 years old, Go Gators" followers.




Happy Zappadan, Bart



Tuesday, December 8, 2009

youtube mashup: SOCIALISM

today's search term: socialism. these guys mean business... the first guy has a sword and he's not afraid to pose with it.



socialism, communism, cold war, governemnt multitasking (pose) acorn funding (pose) socialism (pose) medicare and medicaid (pose) the VA (pose) welfare (pose) communism (pose) and all the older people refused healthcare in socialist (stammer) or communist healthcare systems




obama's destroying america and turning it into this socialist "thing." stalin started the, ya know, war. obama's gonna take away our goods. our <harbl> healthcare. he's gonna just be like, "me, me, me, me, me." every other country uses the N-word. we don't because somebody's gonna go cry. he's tired of being called a racist. hates obama because of obama's "moral rights", everything he agrees with, and he's turning america into a socialissssst country and government. it's, ya know, uuuuuuurrrr.




and i leave you with this brief musical interlude...


so... this is what your up against. a sword, some crappy visual effects, and stalin. good luck.

Norah Jones does Wilco's Jesus Etc.


rulz

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

NO!!!!!

If you put these 3 things together you end up with something.







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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Obama decides to not be JFK...Instead becomes LBJ!!!


30,000 more troops!!!!



an illiterate youtube mash-up: CLIMATEGATE!!!

lately i've taken to searching youtube for random and somewhat controversial topics. last week i found a video of Adam Kokesh sexually molesting your intelligence and a few palin book signing atrocities. today I searched the term "climategate."

uhm.......... enjoy!


my man comes clean. swine flu isn't blowing his skirt up. it isn't the great luciferian sacrifice he had anticipated. he mentions the affect of the "alternative media" blowing it out of proportion whereas the mainstream media knew to steer clear. also, climategate doesn't matter. no congressional investigation will take place to battle al gore's taxation conspiracy. his evil plan to rob this world of its money will carry on as planned. the usa has already collapsed. finally, christmas is going to suck.



the media isn't covering climategate because john holdren, previously of the "sterilize americans against their will" campaign, is part of the scandal. the medieval warm period completely disproves global warming. your taxes will increase by 40%. that'll turn your $50 electric bill into a $100 electric bill. your air conditioner will be taxed. maurice strong, the luciferian environmental savior of the earth, embraces the apocalypse. the fascists in italy and germany came into power because they said their ballot box democracies cannot make trains run on time. the science for carbon-emissions is totally debunked. china sells organs of the living to other countries. their whole agenda is to set up a world government under the style of mao. many of you will be rounded up and exterminated...



ok... this guy isn't nearly as reactionary... but i really like his hair.


isn't it interesting how these goony bastards are just as absolute in their assessments as their counterparts have been?