What the fuck kind of a name is Orrin anyway? It sounds like something you put on a note card when your studying for an Astronomy test.
Friday, January 29, 2010
Bin Laden tape blames U.S. for climate change
aside from the obvious, "so what? who gives a fuck what caveboy says?" i am left with the feeling that OBL is just trying to fuck with republicans. i mean, don't get me wrong, i hate that fucker... but goddamn, if he's trying to twist limbaugh's plentiful titties, he's doing a great job.
i hope his next revelation has something to do with the forthcoming entirely homosexual american army. or maybe how much he liked avatar.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
I am on the public record, both on this blog and elsewhere, as having been a big supporter of both Candidate and President Obama. I even started a cheesy Myspace page (with a password I no longer remember) urging the man to run back in 2004--before he was even a U.S. Senator.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
it's pretty god-damned depressing out there.
where are the green jobs, infrastructure jobs, tech jobs?
at least with clinton we had blow jobs.
and with bush we had...
this is the "make it or break it" moment for obama. either america gets back to work, or... shit.
and don't think it can't happen.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
just the dems being Manny...
what? you didn't vote for obama because you thought he'd be a reasonably centrist voice?
don't blame obama. just forget grandma's hernia operation. she'll never have to pay taxes again.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Friday, January 15, 2010
Sunday, January 10, 2010
the "baby shaker" app
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
ok, seriously, these images are horrifying...
if, as a society, we decide to relinquish our high regard for civil liberties, then we're gonna have to hit the stairmaster at least a couple times a week or the tsa is gonna need a few more barf-bags.
this is all just a gop plot to stop criminally deranged comuters from hiding their back fat.
and i don't care what you say... you can totally see x-ray camel toe.
i don't think that thing on the right is even human.
perhaps most importantly... aren't guns picked up by metal detectors?
Monday, January 4, 2010
and there you have it... a whole new decade.
finally, the decade of terror, corruption, and george bush is over.
keeping in mind that it took 21 months for the defining moments of the 00's to occur... i wonder what the teens will bring.
could it be any worse?
i really hope i didn't just jinx us.
i hope you all had a happy and safe holiday season.
now get back to work ya shiftless layabouts.