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Man gets shot....Drivers keep driving.

Check in at about the 2 minute spot:

Surveillance video shows man being shot in Jersey City

Man Cunt! Man Cunt!

Read all about it!

PS- Anyone want in on our fantasy football league? If so, the yahoo id is: ID# is 220892

Password is: metal

Never forget.

have a happy independence day

LORD!!!! NOT MALDEN!!!!

Welcome to illiterate Obituaries.



...but seriously folks, that's a lot of dead famous people. It's gonna be a looooooong academy awards this year.

Malden had a nice run at it though, 97 years and all. Can't beat that, right? Hell, I'm lucky if I make it to 50.

Ohhh... right... hmmm, sorry 'bout that Billy Mays.

Ouch.

Seacrest out.