Welcome to illiterate Obituaries.
...but seriously folks, that's a lot of dead famous people. It's gonna be a looooooong academy awards this year.
Malden had a nice run at it though, 97 years and all. Can't beat that, right? Hell, I'm lucky if I make it to 50.
Ohhh... right... hmmm, sorry 'bout that Billy Mays.
Ouch.
Seacrest out.
Greg Abbott: The New Mayor of Shark City
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It's true there *was *a shark, but I killed it with my mighty man hands and
now everything is perfectly safe.
As you know, "Texas" means "chum bucket".
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1 hour ago
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I suppose all celebrities die in the summertime these days.
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