LORD!!!! NOT MALDEN!!!!

Welcome to illiterate Obituaries.



...but seriously folks, that's a lot of dead famous people. It's gonna be a looooooong academy awards this year.

Malden had a nice run at it though, 97 years and all. Can't beat that, right? Hell, I'm lucky if I make it to 50.

Ohhh... right... hmmm, sorry 'bout that Billy Mays.

Ouch.

Seacrest out.