Monday, November 30, 2009

tiger woods ya'll, it's all good ya'll

oh, Tiger... where to start. we are just so disapointed in you. how could you do this to us? how many years have we watched you? we're all so completed invested in your story. can we count all the ways in which you satisfy our collective value system?

but not too ethnic.
but not too ethnic.
smart enough not to attempt a career in rap.

dirty, cheating, shirt-tucking whore.

we got what we came for. carry on.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

The Sarah Palin of Sports: Tim "the Turd" Tebow

Mort Zuckerman--Move to an Israeli Settlement Already

I am a Jew, but I am searching for a new faith, because I don't want to share any association with this turd. I was in D.C. yesterday and tracked down Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh of India and asked him if I could become a Hindu. He told me his faith does not take converts. I then sought out a pigon and asked if I could become one them. The bird said to me, "why would we want to allow someone that is part of the same species as that turd Mort into our fold?"

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

for those about to puke we salute you

Adam Kokesh speaks at End the Fed Rally in Houston TX

The most dangerous word in the world today is Capitalism. The establishment hates this word because this word represents an idea. This idea means freedom, equality under the law, and prosperity for a society that respects and protects the rights of every human being regardless of wealth, age, gender, color, race, or creed, and holds all forms of coercive force morally reprehensible. - Adam Kokesh

if, by chance, you don't know who this complete fucking moron is, he is running for congress.

good luck new mexico.

if you find this information depressing - just do what I do: envision kicking this piece of shit in the balls about a dozen times.

see? instant smile.


since palin is the ongoing focal point of the geek show i decided to see what the common man is saying through the electronic conveyance that is youtube...

crowd turns on sarah after she buckles under the tremendous pressure of book signing... and quits (sounds like her tenure as governor) SIGN OUR BOOKS!!!

short boring clip of people standing on a street corner with prolife palin signs. looks cold and wet.

short boring clip of palin signing books... climactic moment when man helps sarah spell "Allison."

and finally, sarah palin vs. darth oprah.

Monday, November 23, 2009

the illustrated conservative...

WMxdesign is at it again with this delightful portrayal of Saintly Sarah. This is incredibly relevant given the current fallout from Newsweek's use of Palin shamelessly parading her "running" outfit (complete with sultry pantyhose). Carville is clearly smitten by the GOP-String Diva, but we're all aware of Jim's passion for red-meat. Given Sarah's obsession with manipulating the media, I wonder when her sex-tape hits the tubes?