Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Mort Zuckerman--Move to an Israeli Settlement Already

I am a Jew, but I am searching for a new faith, because I don't want to share any association with this turd. I was in D.C. yesterday and tracked down Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh of India and asked him if I could become a Hindu. He told me his faith does not take converts. I then sought out a pigon and asked if I could become one them. The bird said to me, "why would we want to allow someone that is part of the same species as that turd Mort into our fold?"


Michael Hart said...

Fuck it, Sal; even if all the other Jews "flock" to, as long as you sit tight, you my friend, can prevent the whole friggn' Apocalypse!

Feel the power!

Distributorcap said...

he and a ton others who see things see so clearly

zuckerman is a complete turd