Shit, I aggree with Orrin Hatch

What the fuck kind of a name is Orrin anyway? It sounds like something you put on a note card when your studying for an Astronomy test.

most awesomest headline of the day!!!

Bin Laden tape blames U.S. for climate change

aside from the obvious, "so what? who gives a fuck what caveboy says?" i am left with the feeling that OBL is just trying to fuck with republicans. i mean, don't get me wrong, i hate that fucker... but goddamn, if he's trying to twist limbaugh's plentiful titties, he's doing a great job.

i hope his next revelation has something to do with the forthcoming entirely homosexual american army. or maybe how much he liked avatar.

RIP J.D. Salinger (so long, and thanks for all the bananafish)

so long, and thanks for all the bananafish.

RIP Howard Zinn

so long, and thanks for pissing off all those brainless right-wing zombies.

we interrupt this broadcast to bring you:

we can only take the real-lifeyness of haiti for so long... then it's back to consumer electronics.

President Obama: Change Through the Status Quo

I am on the public record, both on this blog and elsewhere, as having been a big supporter of both Candidate and President Obama. I even started a cheesy Myspace page (with a password I no longer remember) urging the man to run back in 2004--before he was even a U.S. Senator.

As most of us know, he ran on a platform of change. A year in I now ask you, haven't more things stayed the same then changed? What has really been accomplished, with Democratic majorities in both houses, of serious historic note?

The most impressive move the president seems to have been able to pull of thus far is the marvel of being able to alienate his base, the right and the middle. It seems as though his new group of core supporters are people that voted for him and stopped paying attention after the election.

I hope I am in a better mood before next years State of the Union chat.

will work for work

so... does barry mention the j-word on wednesday?

it's pretty god-damned depressing out there.

where are the green jobs, infrastructure jobs, tech jobs?

at least with clinton we had blow jobs.

and with bush we had...


this is the "make it or break it" moment for obama. either america gets back to work, or... shit.

and don't think it can't happen.

Why Did the Democrats Lose In Massachusetts?

just the dems being Manny...
what? you didn't vote for obama because you thought he'd be a reasonably centrist voice?
don't blame obama. just forget grandma's hernia operation. she'll never have to pay taxes again.
vote jimmy.

The Selfish Xenophobes Win!!!

Lets party like its 1989!

America

what do you love more: your girlfriend or your car?

give

ladies and gentlemen, i present to you: rock bottom

the "baby shaker" app

LA MARATHON RUNNERS ARE RUDE

8:30am... 80s music... enthusiastic cheers of encouragement... right past my bedroom window...

i hadn't intended to wake up this early on a sunday... what the fuck motivates somebody to run a distance that i prefer not to drive?

and we're worse off for it...

ok, seriously, these images are horrifying...
if, as a society, we decide to relinquish our high regard for civil liberties, then we're gonna have to hit the stairmaster at least a couple times a week or the tsa is gonna need a few more barf-bags.
this is all just a gop plot to stop criminally deranged comuters from hiding their back fat.
and i don't care what you say... you can totally see x-ray camel toe.
i don't think that thing on the right is even human.

perhaps most importantly... aren't guns picked up by metal detectors?

THE ENEMY

it's all so clear to me now...

happy new decade!!!

and there you have it... a whole new decade.
finally, the decade of terror, corruption, and george bush is over.
keeping in mind that it took 21 months for the defining moments of the 00's to occur... i wonder what the teens will bring.
could it be any worse?
i really hope i didn't just jinx us.



i hope you all had a happy and safe holiday season.
now get back to work ya shiftless layabouts.