and we're worse off for it...

ok, seriously, these images are horrifying...
if, as a society, we decide to relinquish our high regard for civil liberties, then we're gonna have to hit the stairmaster at least a couple times a week or the tsa is gonna need a few more barf-bags.
this is all just a gop plot to stop criminally deranged comuters from hiding their back fat.
and i don't care what you say... you can totally see x-ray camel toe.
i don't think that thing on the right is even human.

perhaps most importantly... aren't guns picked up by metal detectors?