because white people have no rights...
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
hey kids, don't be afraid of plutonium.
look, there's even a japanese cartoon about plutonium. how bad could it be???
Monday, June 27, 2011
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Friday, June 24, 2011
the lulz boat
if you're not privy to the new shit...
so, there's like totally this whole network of hackers out there that have been disrupting shit on a pretty huge level. aside from their hit on the cia, it's been purposely under-reported. they hack the shit out of high profile systems and publicly post what they find - most recently:
We are releasing hundreds of private intelligence bulletins, training manuals,
personal email correspondence, names, phone numbers, addresses and passwords
belonging to Arizona law enforcement. We are targeting AZDPS specifically
because we are against SB1070 and the racial profiling anti-immigrant police
state that is Arizona.
the state of arizona has confirmed the authenticity of these documents... "we are aware of some computer issues".
if you're interested, you can follow the lulz boat on twitter: @LulzSec
the actual releases can be viewed here.
Thursday, June 23, 2011
living in america
not too far from where i'm holed up here in north cackalacky, an unemployed, debt-ridden 59 year old gentleman by the name of Richard James Verone held up a bank for $1.00... and prison healthcare. his only other option was to run for congress.
this orwellian nightmare is getting weirder.
appropriately, the wife-like-substance and i watched repo men last night. not the greatest movie ever made but it manages to make some pretty interesting observations about our healthcare system, debt-based economy, mortgage industry, and the general social-awareness of the people we call our fellow citizens.
originality: C+ (hints of 1984, minority report, blade runner, and muppets take manhattan)
acting: B+ (a full grade higher due to forest whitaker's performance)
directing: C (it's like blade runner if it were made in the 90s)
gore: B- (vampire porn... lot's of blood)
relevance: A (unfortunately)
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
mommas don't let your babies grow up to be products of the florida education system
you do have to wonder what he just sat on when he makes this face.
Thursday, June 16, 2011
it's official... TWITTER > CONGRESS
our country's citizenry now cares more about how you tweet than how you legislate.
granted, anthony weiner is a schmuck. he happens to be a schmuck that i like, but he is a schmuck nonetheless. i imagine that, at this point in time, this is a point he would quickly concede.
but why are his tweets at all relevant? why was he confronted about this completely legal behavior? and why were we surprised when he had to lie about a personal issue that he never should have been questioned about? this country's protestant ethic is hypocritical and childish (duh).
well, he'll be resigning shortly and we wont have weiner to kick around anymore. we'll also have one less powerful liberal voice in an already conservative congress because liberals thought it was a better idea politically to hang 'em high than stand behind 'em. we deserve this congress. we deserve david vitter.
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Rated Arg for Pirates. Fuck you.
last night's sp episode... sofa king good. instant classic on a comedic-level. but shit, if a cartoon could depress ya.
i hope matt and trey reconcile their clear disgust with the show. but if they're truly unhappy producing one of the greatest shows of all time then they should just finish the season and walk away. nobody should be beholden to a job - even if it does cater to the entertainment and education of the masses.
but t&m, if you have decided to end the show this season... do it without kyle and cartman being new best friends. because, seriously, that would be shitty.
fucking christ that episode weighed a ton.
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
nauseated
i was bummed out about weiner and his weiner for about 47 seconds. then i realized that he's still one of the best congressmen we have. if fuckbags like david vitter can keep their jobs then weiner and his weiner need to hang in their and serve his/their constituency.
but i've been bummed out about a lot lately. the wife-like-substance and i just watched three movies in three nights: capitalism a love story, too big to fail, and maxed out. so bummed. do this only if you miss those hormonal days of youth when you still felt things. except instead of writing mean notes to some girl in your 3 period math class, you'll want to enroll in french lessons and buy a beret. (on a different topic - only prince could get away with writing raspberry beret. seriously. great song but wtf was that? i appreciate the fact that he can write a song about any old arbitrary subject but it leads me to wonder if he actually wrote the chili's baby back ribs theme song too.)
if you similarly find yourself in the pit of despair - watch the following to lift you from the doldrums of 21st century americ-aint: