oh, Tiger... where to start. we are just so disapointed in you. how could you do this to us? how many years have we watched you? we're all so completed invested in your story. can we count all the ways in which you satisfy our collective value system?
clean-cut.
hard-working.
successful.
multi-racial.
but not too ethnic.
athletic.
but not too ethnic.
rich.
smart enough not to attempt a career in rap.
dirty, cheating, shirt-tucking whore.
we got what we came for. carry on.
Just When You Think It Can’t Get Any Weirder
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The Hillbilly Liar watches dolphin porn while fucking his couch.
*Allegedly.*
My recollection of the part of Ohio he's from is that it's pretty flat. His ...
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Honest to gawd, he went to Stanford and played golf. We could see this one coming a decade ago.
Is anyone shocked?
Regards,
Tengrain
I know I'm surprised that a famous "athlete" would ever fuck someone besides his wife. Just don't tell me that ice cream is delicious, that's going too far.
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