Friday, January 7, 2011

editing important literature...

in addition to removing the n-word from huck finn, i propose the removal of the crucifixion from the new testament, the abolishment of all definite articles from the all in the family pilot episode, and the rewording of john lennon's imagine to include something about consumer electronics.

4 comments:

Shaw Kenawe said...

I find Winnie the Pooh's name offensive.

Do we really want our children reading about a bear whose name means ka-ka?

Really.

puddy said...

uhm... winnie the shit?

Pierre V. Ross said...

imagine there's no iphone. living life in peace. woo-hoo, hoo oo oo

Randal Graves said...

C'mon, the crucifixion's the coolest part.