Thursday, July 7, 2011

Estrogen Gone Wild! Casey Anthony Edition.

For starters, kids that can't read signs should not hold them in a protest. It is intellectually dishonest.
The Casey Anthony Heads, AKA, the Nancy Grace Mafia, need to go back to their normal routines of SSRI's, Weight Watchers ice cream, and Julian Rios dildo sodomy parties. They make me miss the good old days of Tea Party Patriots protesting government programs they use and love.
One of them just went on CNN HLN (or the Casey T.V.) and demanded a retrial! So for her, and the legions of crust amongst them, I offer Amendments 4-8 of the U.S. Constitution:

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence.
In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.
Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.
All 5 of these deal with rights of people accused of crimes. The Founders were clear that the worst thing a judicial system could do would be to incarcerate an innocent person. What the protesting turds fail to swallow is that the process that liberated Casey protects them from wrongful conviction as well. Then again, it is difficult to reason with an angry, insecure mob that is so sad the cute chick will be free before the fall.


puddy said...

i was in the waiting room at the toyota service center here in north cackalacky when i heard 30 adults drawl almost incoherently, "wuhll, suuuuuhmbuddy keelt that thar baby" which of course translates to "i didn't watch the trial nor do i have any idea what the prosecution was able to prove; however, i should certainly like to see somebody die on this fine eve."

Pierre V. Ross said...

you can't get mad at them, they're pro-life

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Don't confuse these pitiful fucked up moronic proles with things like the Constitution of the United States. It's hard enough for them to keep straight what Limpbough, Beckkk, Palin, Bachman and other teabaggers are for and against and you want to throw in THE Constitution?
I heard a fairly intelligent guy remark something like: Ya know, when they first took her into custody they shoulda just locked her up and made her confess." I remarked back "Yea, I agree but that god damned constitution keeps getting in the way of justice!" I got a blank stare back.
Thats fucked up.