"...given the corrupt proclivities of his administration..."

Mitchell Report songbird Brian McNamee's attorney today announced his belief that, even if Roger Clemens is found guilty of perjury, George Bush will pardon the accused pitcher. A close relationship between Clemens and our prestigious leader was insinuated thus furthering the commonly held construct that professional athletes are dumb.

Well, I'm a Believer...

Yankees Catcher Jorge Posada apparently has the inside scoop on the Roger Clemens steroid controversy... and that scoop would be the word of Roger Clemens himself... once again proving that Blind Faith is better as a band than as a philosophy.

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Shelley Duncan... A Man With Answers

Peter Abraham reports Yankees' prospect Shelley Duncan's take on today's congressional hearing. Quite possibly the best thing to come out of baseball's steroid controversy.