Mitchell Report songbird Brian McNamee's attorney today announced his belief that, even if Roger Clemens is found guilty of perjury, George Bush will pardon the accused pitcher. A close relationship between Clemens and our prestigious leader was insinuated thus furthering the commonly held construct that professional athletes are dumb.
Great Chyrons, Cont.
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Very fertile serial cheater Jason Miller does, in fact, resemble very
famous infertile serial cheater Henry VIII.
6 hours ago
2 comments:
Hell he'd pardon the Devil if it meant he could eat a puppy.
Crappy post.
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