Friday, February 15, 2008

"...given the corrupt proclivities of his administration..."

Mitchell Report songbird Brian McNamee's attorney today announced his belief that, even if Roger Clemens is found guilty of perjury, George Bush will pardon the accused pitcher. A close relationship between Clemens and our prestigious leader was insinuated thus furthering the commonly held construct that professional athletes are dumb.


Bradda said...

Hell he'd pardon the Devil if it meant he could eat a puppy.

Anonymous said...

Crappy post.