Mitchell Report songbird Brian McNamee's attorney today announced his belief that, even if Roger Clemens is found guilty of perjury, George Bush will pardon the accused pitcher. A close relationship between Clemens and our prestigious leader was insinuated thus furthering the commonly held construct that professional athletes are dumb.
Shout-out to Vivek!
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*Thank you, Vivek.*
*There was a real fear that voters would grow complacent and tune out all
the noise in the final weeks of this election. Thank...
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2 comments:
Hell he'd pardon the Devil if it meant he could eat a puppy.
Crappy post.
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