Mitchell Report songbird Brian McNamee's attorney today announced his belief that, even if Roger Clemens is found guilty of perjury, George Bush will pardon the accused pitcher. A close relationship between Clemens and our prestigious leader was insinuated thus furthering the commonly held construct that professional athletes are dumb.
Milli-Brazilli Drops Out
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Damn, nothing fun lasts forever: Former New York Rep. George Santos, who
was expelled from the House and is facing federal charges, announced
Tuesday that ...
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Hell he'd pardon the Devil if it meant he could eat a puppy.
Crappy post.
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