Thursday, July 22, 2010

you know you're a complete fucking idiot when...

okay... so despite the fact that i am a technologist that owes his entire career to microsoft-based software, programming environments, standards, disregard for standards, development of new standards by way of a complete disregard for standards...  i am by no means a microsoft apologist. i'll never forgive them for windows 95, 98, 98se, ME, and many other horrible products that were released prior to being fully tested simply to capture a market and create a captive audience/monopoly that we are all dependent on much like suckling piglets to a swine.

HOWEVER, if you cannot figure out how to use microsoft word, then you should not be teaching, you should probably not be driving, and you definitely should not be voting.

also, you probably can't read or count, shit yourself in public, are a bank of america customer, still write checks, think "refudiate" is a word, own more than one apple product, like van halen better with sammy hagar, think that you can't drive 55, etc. etc. etc.

that is all.

2 comments:

Shaw Kenawe said...

I promised myself that I would never highlight, cut, and paste text ever again, and then I did exactly that the other day.

Hi, my name is Shaw, and I'm a Windows User.

Michael Hart said...

I use Teh Mac, I don't look back;
Will still cut pc jerks some slack.