Showing posts with label stupidity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupidity. Show all posts

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Thank you, come again...


When I'm cruising the "tubesphere" that is our internets I come across scary, goofy, and sometimes just down right, what in the bloody hell is THIS? I have read quite a bit about how much money that has been tossed drunkenly at any number of the major players in the defense and security industry by our government through massive contracts since 9/11. Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine the scope of how far that, (to quote GWB recently) "gravy train" would go. Apparently all we needed to do the whole time my fellow Illiterate Electorate is to have Inc. behind our name.

Your government awarded a 300 million dollar contract to the nitwit you see to the right. Yes, you read that right. The idiot (soon to be killed by the Albanian mafia) in the pic is the head of the company. We gave $300 million to that ass munch to supply ammo to the Afghan army to help us in our fight to kill "terror". What did the people of Afghanistan who were willing to risk life and limb to help us "fix" their country get in return? 40 year old Chinese ammo that didn't even come close to working. Shocking, from his boyish good looks I figured his frat boy connections could of gotten him further in life. Where's the backwards baseball cap dude? Here's the meat of the story:


"With the award last January of a federal contract worth as much as nearly $300 million, the company, AEY Inc., which operates out of an unmarked office in Miami Beach, became the main supplier of munitions to Afghanistan’s army and police forces.

Since then, the company has provided ammunition that is more than 40 years old and in decomposing packaging, according to an examination of the munitions by The New York Times and interviews with American and Afghan officials. Much of the ammunition comes from the aging stockpiles of the old Communist bloc, including stockpiles that the State Department and NATO have determined to be unreliable and obsolete, and have spent millions of dollars to have destroyed.

In purchasing munitions, the contractor has also worked with middlemen and a shell company on
a federal list of entities suspected of illegal arms trafficking."


We gave a "company" $300 million, that was working with a company that was on our illegal arms trafficking watch list? Really? Glad to see once again that the MIGHTY Republican run government is protecting us. Assholes.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Woman spends two years on the can....

A women in Kansas had to be physically removed from the toilet by local authorities. I am not sure what to say. Ouch? Why? I am actually very interested in this story, particularly from a phobia stand point. Some thoughts to ponder:
- What, if anything, did she read in there?
- What was the temperature inside the bathroom?
- Did she drink, smoke, or engage in any vices?
- Did she have a deck of cards?

I hope that some follow up is done on this.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey...

Thanks for playing Geraldine. Don't let the door hit ya on the way out. What a wanker of a person. Sexism is worse than racism! Puhlease. Geraldine, that sound you here is the 21 century calling. Wanna get the door?


UPDATE: Uh, Geraldine. Your right. Racism is not nearly as big a problem as sexism. So in your mind it was sexism that made those rednecks attack the reporter. Not the fact that she's black. Riiight.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Ummmm.....really??

I found this awesome nugget today and decided to see if he's correct.

"Polls are nothing more than just like a poof of air. What matters is results."
-- President Bush(2/15/2008)


Let's see:
Invading a country on lies and cooked books. Check.
No response for days after a massive storm destroyed a major US city. Check.
Outing a covert CIA agent. Check.
Handing out HUGE no-bid contracts to cronies with no oversight. Check.
Ditching Kyoto. Check.
Hiring nothing but cronies from a tier 4 law school (Regent). Check.
Not allowing ANYONE to talk to said cronies. Check
Spying illegally on his own citizens. Check.
Shooting an old man in the face while drinking. Chec..err...close.

Obviously I could go on and on, but I guess we can see that results do mean a lot to him. Results for him and his rich friends.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Who loves the troops?

So I guess we need a whole new batch of bumper stickers for the "Troop Supporters"??

I Support the Troops!!.....er......till '09!!

It's the economy stupid....

Oh me, oh my!! What to buy, what to buy? The dollar is worth shit, people are gonna lose their houses, and homeless veterans are sleeping under bridges, wait, didn't Bill Orally personally pay to get all the Vets off the streets?? Sorry I get off message sometimes. So what does the White House want to do to "stimulate" the economy?

Drum roll please.........Weeeeeee..don't spend it all at once!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Why Romney needs Clear Channel take 2

Here's why he needs it. To get back to his roots.