Just When You Think It Can’t Get Any Weirder
-
The Hillbilly Liar watches dolphin porn while fucking his couch.
*Allegedly.*
My recollection of the part of Ohio he's from is that it's pretty flat. His ...
2 hours ago
5 comments:
So, barren as the desert, or sporting a Gaza Strip?
no head no backstage pass
False map turtles typically breed in the spring. Courtship occurs in the water where males display an unusual mating ritual. Males swim around females eventually stopping to face them. Once in this position, males bob their heads up and down. Eventually, the males stimulate the females to sink to the bottom of the water, signaling males to mount females and mate.
"I think he's gonna pork her."
"Rusty, he's not going to pork her."
"You know the Senate never felt this good."
Post a Comment