illiterate Electorate

What a boring April Fool's day. Even Google's silly larks don't do it for me anymore.

Conficker is a bust, the Republicans are attempting to make a departure from their comedic roots, and let's face it: the NCAA tournament is fucking boring.

Make with the baseball already.

Update: Punctuating a completely pointless day, here's Penn Jillette saying absolutely nothing in just 996 words! Why do I even try?