Thursday, December 24, 2009

SENATE PASSES HEALTH BILL!!!!! Schwartz Family Happy!!!!

The Schwartz family of Brookline, MA (pictured above) is the family that will benefit from the U.S. Senate's landmark health care bill. After the bill passed, Sen. Harry Reid (NV) announced that one lucky family will win a free year of Blue Cross Health Insurance HMO! They put the names of over 20 million family's into a jar and picked the lucky winners! Ester Schwartz, when asked about her view on the situation, responded as follows: "I don't have time to answer your question. I have been on hold for 2 hours already trying to get an answer from Blue Cross about which doctor I can see. They keep playing the same three Yanni songs and I hate it! I was better off going to the emergency room when I got a cold!"

President Obama was overheard saying, "Some folks are never satisfied." He then promised that change was on the way!


SagaciousHillbilly said...

Lovely people. True Amurkkkins.
I hope they get good healthcare for our dollars.

Comrade Kevin said...

They seem wholesome enough.