Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Blah blah blah, I'm so post-racially hip.

If you ever find yourself cool enough to believe that you are "post-racial" - whatever the fuck that is - then just travel to the nearest area whereupon YOU are the minority.

Once there, scream aloud:

WE ARE ALL EQUALS MY WHITE TRASH CRACKER, GREASY DAGO, AUNT JAMIMA NIGGER, WETBACK CHOLO, CHRIST-KILLING KIKE, CHARLIE CHINK, ABDUL AL BIN TOWELHEADED, FLIP, FROG, SPIC, GOOK-EYED BRETHREN!!!!

and report back here.

Or just admit that you are equally as offended by whatever horrible hate-filled vitriol is spewed at your ethnicity and stop being racist for the juicy hipness of it all.

Or just kill yourself... I don't really care.

11 comments:

Pierre V. Ross said...

Just because you are not post racial, does not mean that others cannot be. By the same token, if one were post racial, and others were not, said person's post-racialness is not invalid. You can stop identifying, even if you can't stop being identified.

puddy said...

nonsense. complete nonsense.

Omnipotent Poobah said...

I LIVE in an area where I'm the minority. I usually just stick my head out the window and scream, "IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!"

Stupid I know, but it works.

puddy said...

OP - That's awesome... do you get the money???

puddy said...

PVR - do you classify yourself as post-racial? do you bottle your own farts and whiff them in your prius on the way to your yoga class?

Pierre V. Ross said...

pud - i wouldn't say that i identify myself as post racial. But, my hate is equally distributed across many racial, religious, ethnic, and gender lines. In fact, i'd go so far as to say, I often hate people in spite of their minority/majority classification.

I merely hoped to point out that post racialness, or post racial-iality if you will, is a state which is possible to achieve, but people who are in this state do not view it as an achievement. Just as your own self-identified classification is a result of many factors (nature/nurture), the state of post racial-iality could also result given the correct circumstances/experience. The sooner you provide your children with those circumstances and experiences, the sooner society will be in that state. Taking offense to a statement(s) about the classification with which you identify, is not conducive to the provision of those circumstances. It only serves to reinforce the classification and division.

Unfortunately, wearing calvin Klein sweaters and driving a green car does not put you in that state. While I would agree with your assertion that most people who think they are in this state, are in fact not, and merely disguising their own racist views, I don't agree that this state does not exist.

Pierre V. Ross said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxtixtZzU2c

puddy said...

okay. so you're not, but you're sure they're out there... i feel the same way about aliens.

Pierre V. Ross said...

Good job... I see you've put alot of thought into this topic

Sal Kilmister said...

I am post-sexual.

Pierre V. Ross said...

I agree. You are post sexual