most awesomest headline of the day!!!

Bin Laden tape blames U.S. for climate change

aside from the obvious, "so what? who gives a fuck what caveboy says?" i am left with the feeling that OBL is just trying to fuck with republicans. i mean, don't get me wrong, i hate that fucker... but goddamn, if he's trying to twist limbaugh's plentiful titties, he's doing a great job.

i hope his next revelation has something to do with the forthcoming entirely homosexual american army. or maybe how much he liked avatar.