Can't think of a good reason to vote republican? Here's quite a few...
When God Closes a McDonald's...
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...He/She/They/Shai-Hulud opens a Taco Bell.
Mysterious are the ways of the Lord.
*Driftglass Says Relax*
driftglass
3 hours ago
7 comments:
I'm voting Republican because there hasn't been a terrorist attack on our soil since 9/11!
I’m voting Republican because I support extreme caste systems.
i'm voting republican because of what the queers are doing to the soil.
I'm voting Republican because I think this country should abolish immigration and openly reinstate slavery for everyone that makes under 25,000 Dollars a year.
I'm voting Republican so I can continue to pick up gay men at airoprt restrooms. Remember people, it's wide stance followed by toe tap, toe tap, hand under stall, toe tap!
I'm voting Republican because I hate humanity.
I'm voting Republican so NAMBLA can have equal representation in Congress!
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