Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Fox Cuts E.D. Hill's Show

As many of you are by now aware, Fox's E.D. Hill recently suggested that Barack and Michelle Obama's "fist bump" last Tuesday might have been a "terrorist fist jab." This stirred the ire of hipsters, suburban youth, and people of thought everywhere, the later group most upset that she ever got a job anywhere to begin with. Just the very possibility of her existence, let alone employability, serves as a painful verification that some terrible wind is currently blowing through the national skies. And make no mistake, I am not just upset that she got a job doing "news", rather, I am angry that she was able to get a job at all. She should be a drain on our economy. She should be a third wife living somewhere in the desert with some messiah racing dirt bikes, deluded by thoughts that they're trapped in the movie Tron...But I digress...

Earlier today, Ms. Hill issued the following statement:



Then a few hours later, her show got canceled. This is a small victory for thought itself and I am happy about it. I am not sure if there will be any long term benefit of her departure, as I am sure they will replace her with a comparable model, but I will take it, for every victory should be cherished in an election year...

3 comments:

Bradda said...

The real million dollar question is how will Obama PROVE that it wasn't a terrurist thang? You know there are retards out there right now thinking, "Obama had better fix this or it's gonna be real bad in November." Maybe for the first debate with McSame, Barack should do a little beat box to start out to really fuck with the loonies.

alzaido alzaido said...

Holy cow..I saw him fist pump a white guy todat. The scandal, the horror, the comedy!

The amazing thing here is that Fox News took a stance against the comment. As I've expressed in the past, Fox is not news. Fox news is my favorite oxymoron.

Randal Graves said...

"Obama eats babies."

I certainly didn't mean to associate baby eating with the Senator. I am sorry anyone was offended.