and after all this... you die.

so, according to this economist article we already have among the shortest retirement periods.

now, consider the impending raise in the retirement age, take away some social security income, mix in a little market volatility just to make things interesting...

and then there's the death panels, of course...

fuck it. i'm grabbing a beer, some viagra and a pack of smokes. i'm going out wasted with a raging boner.
work is for suckers.