Eat my Spam: Dems VOTE TODAY To Outlaw Free Speech & Guns

From GunAlerts.com (I love spam....):

Dems VOTE TODAY To Outlaw Free Speech & Guns

ALERT: The House Rules Committee on Wednesday is expected to consider the Disclose Act and the chamber could vote on the bill as early as Thursday and Democrat leadership is confident they will have the votes to pass it, according to a House aide.

FAXES NEEDED TODAY SPEAK NOW OR NEVER!

Fax Now Tell Congress You Have The Right To Be Heard
Select Here - FAX All Congressmen - Vote No To The Disclose Act!

Liberals are turning America into a Police State. Their new anti-freedom "Disclose" Act will take away your right to criticize government and order a gag on organizations like CCRKBA. We are in a political war and the Dem's are doing everything they can to sneak this act past the American people and turn our country in a total dictatorship.


This act was designed to overturn the recent Supreme Court decision that restored rights to CCRKBA to criticize an elected official during a campaign. The Disclose Act will destroy member driven organizations that have acted in good faith and require them to publicly register members. Now we need to register to voice our opinion? We all know the dangers of being registered-it's one more step towards total gun confiscation.

This week's highly-publicized effort to exempt the National Rifle Association from the effects of the "Disclose Act," H.R. 5175 shows how fundamentally bankrupt the legislation and its underlying philosophy is.

The attempt by Democrats to essentially buy off the NRA with a tailor-made exemption should be proof enough that the entire measure is morally, if not legally, repugnant and should be rejected by Congress. The exemption clause, if it were to be formally adopted as an amendment to the bill, is probably unconstitutional. We think that is reason enough for Congress to stop H.R. 5175 in its tracks.

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Select Here - FAX All Congressmen - Vote No To The Disclose Act!



Get Your Sticker - STOP the Disclose Act - Fax Congress and Tell Obama to Keep the "Change"
The proposed exemption would only apply to the NRA, while essentially sacrificing the First Amendment rights of other effective grassroots gun rights organizations due to their smaller membership numbers.

This proposed exemption is unconscionable but it reveals the desperation of its sponsors to pass legislation that would still silence organizations critical of how the Democrat leadership has mismanaged things on Capitol Hill. We are today urging our 650,000 members and supporters to tell their congressional representatives to derail the Disclose Act altogether.

Congressional anti-gunners like nothing better than to drive wedges between effective gun rights organizations and this week's events prove they can still accomplish that. We are astonished that anybody on Capitol Hill would imagine for a heartbeat that they could buy off one gun rights group at the expense of all the others. To think they could actually get away with such smarmy Chicago-style politics suggests that the Democrat leadership in Congress has not only lost its moral compass, they've lost their minds.

While it is disappointing that the NRA might have accepted the exemption it is despicable that the offer was ever made in the first place. If pro-gun Democrats want to shield the NRA from the effects of H.R. 5175, they should simply vote against the entire bill instead of trying to carve out a special exemption. They have insulted and infuriated millions of gun owners who are represented by smaller grassroots organizations, and they need to hear that loud and clear.

MAKE WASHINGTON LISTENS LOUD AND CLEAR:
Tell Congress to VOTE NO TO The Disclose Act!
Select Here - FAX All Congressmen - Vote No To The Disclose Act!

Keep calling your Senators today, toll free numbers include 1-877-851-6437 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting 1-877-851-6437 end_of_the_skype_highlighting and 1-866-220-0044, or call toll 1-202-225-3121 AND REGISTER YOU'RE OUTRAGE at ongoing efforts to take guns and free speech away!

CALL PRESIDENT Obama, 202-456-1111 and 202-456-1414 expressing your disdain and ABSOLUTE REJECTION of all censorship and GUN BANS.

DO NOT BE SILENCED - MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD!

NOTE: We need TENS OF THOUSANDS of faxes and PHONE CALLS and EMAILS delivered to ALL Senators right away!

For our projects to be successful, we must count on the voluntary financial support from individuals like you who care.

Your contribution of $20 or $25 is urgently needed today. If you can afford to send $50 or $100 or more it would truly be a godsend.

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The rights you save may be your own!

Remember, protecting our freedom is not inexpensive.

But then, it's impossible to put a price tag on freedom.

Together, we can preserve the Constitutional rights our Founding Fathers intended our people to have forever.

For more information about CCRKBA go to http://www.ccrkba.org

Thank you. I know I can count on you.

Sincerely,

Alan Gottlieb
Chairman
Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear Arms

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With more than 650,000 members and supporters nationwide, the Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear Arms is one of the nation's premier gun rights organizations. As a non-profit organization, the Citizens Committee is dedicated to preserving firearms freedoms through active lobbying of elected officials and facilitating grass-roots organization of gun rights activists in local communities throughout the United States. Contributions are not tax deductible. The Citizens Committee can be reached by phone at (425) 454-4911, on the Internet at www.ccrkba.org or by email to InformationRequest@ccrkba.org

Helen Thomas doing stand-up

The World Loves Oil and Hates Jews

I hate to say it, but the right is at least partially, well, right on this one. Helen Thomas, aka C.M.C.F. (catcher mitt cunt face) said that the Jews should leave Palestine and go back to the warm, loving bosom of Germany and Poland, where her grandchildren's generation helped gas (amongst other things) 6 million Jews. The Palestinian people, who like the Israeli's, have a legitimate claim to the territory. Many sincere grievances. However, they also do as the Israelis and often act as their own worst enemy. Sure, they had nothing to do with the atrocities of WWII. The champion of the anti-Israel movement, the great president of Iran and champion of democracy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, frequently makes this point. However, the misguided obsession with the Palestinian cause for so many is subliminal antisemitism. There is no way around it.

I often hear, "I am not an anti-Semite, but...." This is the same as a white person saying "I don't have anything against black people, but..." "I don't have anything against Mexicans, but..." "I don't have anything against catcher mitt cunt faces but..."

Like so many things, the truth is in the but.

Lets be fair. Any objective individual that has studied the Israeli-Palestinian conflict must admit that there is a good deal of blame to go around. The Jews, Arabs, Americans, Brits, and others all hold a share of the blame here. By any objective standard, the Palestinians, like the Israelis, sometimes act like unconscionable barbarians. They are not always the victim. When you hide behind a group like Hamas, you are not a helpless victim, you are a party to your own destruction. The people of Palestine are not all innocent. The only lens that allows for such a delusional justification of this absurd paradigm (by those that claim to respect human rights and support toleration) is subliminal antisemitism (if not overt).

Why not focus more attention of the atrocities occurring in Sudan? What about the cause in Tibet? Or the persecuted minority of thinking people in the U.S.? These causes deserve attention, too. The parties involved are far more innocent then the Palestinians. And why not challenge the blockade of Gaza in Egypt? They don't trust Hamas, either.

And to the turd from a "human rights" group that claimed on XM's POTUS that the people on these flotilla's (whose core purpose I still fundamentally support) were acting as Dr. King did in the Southern U.S.--go fuck CMCF!

I saw more violence in the 10 second video released in the Israeli Government's propaganda piece of the siege Dr. King ever would have supported. Go read the Letter from a Birmingham Jail and shut the fuck up.

These anti-Semitic turds are turning attention away from what should be the biggest story for the left since the civil rights movement--the spill in the Gulf of Mexico. If there was ever a story where the left had the moral and intellectual high ground in every aspect of a story, it is this one. The need for less reliance on private sector solutions to large problems, the need for more government regulations, the environment, the need for alternative energy, etc... Its all here--and the left is all correct. But some can't help themselves. Instead of uniting behind this enormous issue, which is literally killing our planet in real time, these bastards are too controlled by their antisemitism that they must take attention away from what might be the biggest story of our lives (and the biggest for CMCF since the American Civil War) to defend the bomb throwers in Gaza. Ironically, they are fighting a fight that is helping the criminal regime in Iran which is sustained by oil money. And we come full circle.

The world loves oil and hates Jews.

The sad thing is I really liked Helen Thomas until yesterday. I haven't felt this betrayed by someone I have never met since OJ.

Why I Don't Play Golf

My mother came across a golf pro yesterday. For her, this is a byproduct of living in a "golf community". I utilized the quotations because what I really mean is she lives amongst small minded white men that play with dimpled little balls. This shit-tard commented on the Obama sticker she displays in her car window. He said, "How is that change working out for ya?".

For starters, anyone that quotes Sara Palin is clearly a patient of Dr. Freeman's and worthy of a drunk Scot using their knee cap as an ash tray and their back hair as toilet paper. Conservatards don't get to ask that. Thus, I offer the following parable:

A house is on fire. It belongs to the town's mayor. He likes to smoke cigars in bed while he surfs the net and masturbates to Asian child porn. He leaves the house.

The mayor and a towns-person are outside of the house and both try to figure out how to stop it. The mayor suggested they let the wind take care of it, since he uses his breath to put out candles.

Please note that the mayor had stopped funding the fire department because he thought the government should not be getting involved in such matters. Furthermore, he said the science is still out on the relationship between fire and water.

The towns person sees a hose nearby and grabs it. He turns it on and starts spraying the house with the water it produces. The mayor tells him he is wasting his time and that he is only going to make matters worse. He says, "Let the damn wind take care of it!"
The towns person insists that "this is better than nothing."

After a few minutes the towns person was able to get a corner of the house under control, however the mayor was still mocking him. He even asked "Hows that hose working out for ya?"

chatroulette!

otherwise known as "white men jerking off."

give people technology and they will find new ways to masturbate with it.

sometimes, there's a man

i barely pay attention to this shit... but i had to look up from my laptop when i heard the dude accepting his award.

Supper at the Palins?

I got a photo from the Tea Bag Party

Dig the photo I took:

the cyclonic perpetual emotion machine

gawker has a nice breakdown of what o'reilly edited out of his john stewart interview.

it's amazing to me how stewart can just demolish people.

see what you can do when you actually give a shit about what you're saying?

o'reilly's people followed up the interview by posting their response on the fox website... that's right, fox news posted o'reilly's rebuttal online since the geek wasn't able to think for himself.

among the retard mess of brain-vommit:

For 13 years, liberal America has been frustrated with Fox News because we are the first TV news operation in history that actually gives conservatives and traditional Americans a voice. I mean, look at the roster: Walter Cronkite, Dan Rather, Bill Moyers, Ted Koppel, Tom Brokaw, all lean left, and these are the biggest names in broadcast journalism history.

they invoke the most prestigious names of an industry they claim to be a part of... then indicate that their betters lean left.

doesn't that say something about fox news?

"here are the most prolific names in our industry... and none of them agree with our ideology."

i heard somebody compare fox to professional wrestling.

that's too kind.

the fuckers should be compared to joseph goebbels.

the trouble is, goebbels held his job for twelve years before killing himself.

in their 13th year, fox news has yet to fulfill their obligation.

best. campaign. ad. ever.

carly fiorina released this attack ad against her gop adversary, tom campbell.

please... if you ever watch anything i post on this blog, you have to watch this.

the drugs really kick in at 2:25...

enjoy.



the lessons:
1) all republicans are sheep.
2) tom campbell... the satan sheep.
3) carly fiorina will do anything to win a bet.

a belated BAD...

we really shit the bed here... late for the party as usual.

well, the story goes that Blogroll Amnesty Day, typically celebrated exactly one day prior to whenever you see it mentioned on this blog, is our little "fuck you" to those fancy big-city blogs that refuse to link us little independent bloggers. even if it's not intended to be a "fuck you," i'm taking this opportunity to say "fuck you" cuz that's how we do...

so, the gig is that we're supposed to link to other small blogs... smaller than ourselves. well, i'm not sure who's small or who's smaller, so i'm just gonna thank my man Busted Knuckles over at Ornery Bastard for dropping our name, as well as Blue Gal who's always had our back, and name a few of you that have made our blog a little less lonely over the past year or so...

here goes:

first up is Shaw Kenawe's blog, Progressive Eruptions. Shaw had a rough year, but is back and kicking ass...

Comrade Kevin's Chrestomathy will scratch yer itch as will Kelly W. Patterson over at EYEAM4ANARCHY and SagaciousHillbilly.

lately this blog has been brightened up by ((Hugs)) from Sunshine who blogs at Sunshine's Hangout and Suzan from Welcome to Pottersville 2.

i gotta mention Sue's totally kickass blog, Helloooo...... Mr. President, are you listening??

and of course, libhom from Godless Liberal Homo is a great blogger and a valuable member of the blogging community.

gotta shoutout to my personal favorite blogger/writer: Randall over at Lennui Melodieux (sorry to play favorites, but those of you who know Randall know what i'm talking about... and those of you who don't, should...) and of course Tengrain from Mock, Paper, Scissors has the sizzle AND the steak.

there are more... and i'll feel like a dick for not having linked them... but i'll be back at lunchtime to right my wrongs...

fuck you, phil

the answer is "no."

no, i don't think that i am doing this blog any service by having such abrupt profanity in a posting-title. and while i'm aware of the adolescent persona this blog is burdened with due to such childish parlance and my near complete abandonment of capitalization, i'll be damned if i'm going to let some glandular rat determine the length of winter... or anything for that matter.

maybe punxatawny phil is really just the government's way of deflecting osama bin laden's insight into america's control over the climate.

whatever.

the important thing here is that feb. 2nd always reminds me of how much the movie groundhog's day rules.

and today is my parents' 41st wedding anniversary. they don't read this blog... but i shout-out nonetheless.



and for the record... it's you people who live in the snow-infested parts of this country that are really getting the raw deal when we let a rodent so smugly hand us 6 more weeks of winter. i live in los angeles. it's always beautiful here.

rise up america. rise up.

Shit, I aggree with Orrin Hatch

What the fuck kind of a name is Orrin anyway? It sounds like something you put on a note card when your studying for an Astronomy test.

most awesomest headline of the day!!!

Bin Laden tape blames U.S. for climate change

aside from the obvious, "so what? who gives a fuck what caveboy says?" i am left with the feeling that OBL is just trying to fuck with republicans. i mean, don't get me wrong, i hate that fucker... but goddamn, if he's trying to twist limbaugh's plentiful titties, he's doing a great job.

i hope his next revelation has something to do with the forthcoming entirely homosexual american army. or maybe how much he liked avatar.

RIP J.D. Salinger (so long, and thanks for all the bananafish)

so long, and thanks for all the bananafish.