Hollywood is such a bore. So now Joaquin Phoenix is putting out this story that he's giving up acting to start a rap career. He's grown a full beard that makes him look like he should be in the band Stillwater from the movie Almost Famous. He's acting like he's a drugged up space cadet and trying register hits on the shock meter. TMZ and Perez Hilton may be creaming their jeans with this non-story, but I give it a thumbs down. It's tough to act like an outcast and a rebel, when you are prancing in front of a crowd of wannabes lost in the limelight of decadent L.A. bullshit. They say any publicity is good publicity in Hollywood, but this is a pretty transparent schtick. He's not even a poor man's Andy Kauffman. That beard will be gone as soon as he has exhausted this puerile cry for attention and he needs another acting gig to support his shallow lifestyle.
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Emperor stabbed in the arena
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omg....that was horrible....my ears are bleeding....
( MUSAK should give him a contract ;-)
Normally, I wouldn't criticize a performer...But that was poor, and not cleverly contrived enough to be ironically humorous.
Stick to acting, lad.
;>)
All hail the genius that is Joaquin and his brilliant performance art for, as all good brilliant performance art does, it makes one cringe and vomit. Kudos!
I'm with Randal. I think there is something Andy Kaufmanesque about all of this...
Good friggin Gawd he sucks.
The letterman vid was removed damn it. CBS whined about copyright infringement I guess.
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