Obama wins Ohio!
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Yeah, I would just like to say thanks Randall - for helping to keep Ohio out of that lower area of the country which I have been referring to as "teh dumbf*cks of auhmer-kah".
If I had this much power, believe me, I'd have everyone vote for socialists and make The Shortest Straw our national anthem.
But don't be deluded, most of Ohio is still Real America®. Obama can thank the extra shit economy for the boost.
I thought the Shortest Straw national anthem was part of the change Obama spoke off.
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