Thursday, January 8, 2009

Are Islamic radicals really this dumb?

I'm no expert on lovemaking in the muslim world, but I am guessing Ayman al-Zawahiri has a problem with premature ejaculation. In his latest attempt to round up the gullible and willing to die for the favor of Allah, he is outright blaming Barack Obama for the escalation of violence in the Gaza Strip. W has been the posterboy for the recruiting of suicide bombers and other would-be mujahadeen for the past 8 years, and al-Zawahiri wants to get the first punch in on the new guy, I suppose. The only problem is, Obama has as much executive power right now as Hannah Montana. Is the muslim world really supposed to accept the notion that Obama "kills [their] brothers and sisters in Gaza mercilessly and without affection?" That's a little over the top for a guy who is still a couple weeks from assuming power, no? If this line of manure is really working, al-Zawahiri should get out of the jihad business and open up a car dealership. I mean, if all it takes to get these people to swallow these lines is to talk loudly and wave your finger (as he does in 80% of photos ever taken of him), there has to be a safer line of work than terrorism. I get that he wants to get a dig in on Egypt (his homeland which had previously jailed him), but this attempt is pretty weak overall.


Randal Graves said...

I tell ya, if someone isn't blaming the Jews, they're blaming the black man. Us crackers get away with murder!

I still think we should fly fundies of all stripes to Antarctica and set up a gladiator contest. They want to kill each other, have at it.

Given that most of the Jesusheads look like John Hagee, my money is on Osama's gang.

Comrade Kevin said...

Self-important, foolish, deranged, misguided---sounds like many activists I know.