Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Cheney asks Americans to forgive him.

Hah! Who are we kidding? In a recent interview with Jim Lehrer, Darth Cheney says among other things that Saddam Hussein and al Qaeda were in cahoots (despite internal investigations to the contrary), and that he feels no regret for his part in the deaths of 100,000+ dead Iraqis and 4500 previously alive Americans. He also feels the war on terror (sponsored by Halliburton et al.) in no way caused an iota of the current economic crisis. He does blame the Democratic lead Congress however for blocking a Fannie/Freddie wrist slap which apparently could have averted this whole mess. If you'd like to know what arrogance truly is, you can read a transcript here. I am going on record now that this dark soul will expire before the end of Obama's first term because, as we all know, dead men tell no tales. Lord knows what dark and twisted secrets will die with him.

6 comments:

Dusty said...

Actually I would like him to live a long time...

In a cell somewhere, with his mechanical heart keeping him alive for another couple of decades.

boukman70 said...

You guys are on my blogroll, and you really got me with that headline. God, I think _I_ would've had a heart attack if Cheney'd actually offered up a little mea culpa to the world. Shit, did he ever apologize to that guy for shooting him in the face?!

To quote, Sir Curtis:

If there's a hell below, we're all gonna go ... just so we can all get our licks in on this evil bastard.

Sal Kilmister said...

Cheney is like Freddy Krueger--if you don't fear him, he has no power.

Come on, even people that love the guy still call him Dick.

Randal Graves said...

dusty, just a couple of decades?

puddy said...

Lord knows what dark and twisted secrets will die with him.


probably just the original recipe for "baby soup". mmmmmm... baby soup.

Dusty said...

Another 20 years would make him a very old codger Randal.

He can burn in hell forevah after that! ;p