Just When You Think It Can’t Get Any Weirder
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The Hillbilly Liar watches dolphin porn while fucking his couch.
*Allegedly.*
My recollection of the part of Ohio he's from is that it's pretty flat. His ...
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To bag Scarlett Johanssen, I'd do some Elvis Costello in karaoke too. But judging by some of the guys she's been with, it doesn't take much.
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