Sunday, March 23, 2008

Tax Rebate

President George Bush said each one of us would
get a $600.00 tax rebate. It was previously slated to be
$800.00, but they dropped it to a $600.00 tax rebate
because of various budget problems.
Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart,
all the money will go to China, if we spend it on
computers, most of the money will go to Korea or India.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs
.....and none of these scenarios will help the American
economy.

We need to keep that money here in America .....so the
only way to keep that money here at home is to drink beer,
gamble, or spend it on prostitution. Currently it seems that
these are the only businesses still left in the U.S.

I'm Elliot Spitzer and I approve of this message.

2 comments:

alzaido alzaido said...

I love America, so I will keep my money in the states. Perhaps I can find another way to support the system rather then what Spitzer suggests. Does anybody have ideas?

kreplech said...

i had an idea for a while about donating my pledge to charity. see - it's the governments job to manage distribution resources among the citizenry - i figure that just doling out cash is a lot like putting up the white flag - they don't know what to do this time, so they just throw some change on the ground and watch us scurry off to best buy to put that brand new LG flat panel on layaway - so, if they can't figure out how to distribute resources in an effective way then its up to us. the best way i can think of doing this is to give the stimulus to charity.