Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Holy "See You Next Time!"- Shepard Smith drops the "C" word on the air!!!

I for one am outraged and demand he be fired.... I must now wash my ears out with soap-- and I'm not so sure that will even work. I may just have to kill myself in hopes of cleansing my delicate and shattered soul.


In lesser news, the national debt (counted on the right) has broken the $9.6 trillion threshold!

10 comments:

Bradda said...

I wonder what he was REALLY thinking about...

alzaido alzaido said...

Now that's funny! "Well you get it."

HelenWheels said...

Does anyone else think that douchebag has had like millions of dollars worth of plastic surgery done? Or something? WTF is with his face? It's not one found in nature.

libhom said...

Wow, that guy is even dumber than Bill "Falafel Man" O'Reilly.

Randal Graves said...

I think he, like a lot of high-ranking Republican operatives, is a robot. The 'cunt' comes from a secret biomechanical desire to copulate, biomechanically, with Cindy McCain, thereby creating a superior race of biomechanical droids to take over the most heinous organization in human history, the UN.

Unconventional Conventionist said...

Randal is right; the robot was just running through his "self-test-on-powerup" phase, for you see "cunt" in this case stands for
Corporate Unit of Non Truth.

Dean Wormer said...

Ha!

And randal- you can't copulate biomechanically with Cindy McCain because she's a hologram.

thepoetryman said...

That was funny and his attempt to spin it was even a bigger disaster!

"...You get it?" Nope.

Mariamariacuchita said...

YEAH, bright as a bulb.
He should have dropped it while he was behind.

HelenWheels said...

If he backpedalled any faster, he could join the circus!