Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Woof?!?


Apparently not all of us are getting hit hard by the economy. A lady in California shelled out $50,000 to the Seoul National University to give her five identically cloned copies of her beloved pit bull Booger. We are officially entering strange times people. Buckle up!


I had to do it:

Lewis: [planning the party] Do any of you have dates, besides Gilbert?
Lamar Latrell, Tri-Lam: I do!
Booger: Yeah, but that's with a guy.
Lewis: Well, what about you, Booger?
Booger: I've been combing the High Schools all day!

13 comments:

HelenWheels said...

As a dog rescuer, this appalled me like no one's business. As a logical-thinking person, it officially blew my mind.

WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT.

Bradda said...

You forgot selfish Helen! Maybe Booger wanted to stay dead! heh...

DCup said...

That picture is freaking me out a little bit.

And that is an egregiously selfish act.

Bradda said...

dcup, It's Rick Santorum's ultimate nightmare! Heh...

Randal Graves said...

I'm pro-cloning. We off 537 members of Congress and replace them with Dennis Kunciniches.

HelenWheels said...

randal, now that's a cloning I can get behind.

puddy said...

can we clone cheneys... and fight them against each other on national tv? i guess it would have to be cable... late night... that shit would get pretty nasty.

Bradda said...

Randal, An army of Kucinichs! That would also mean we would have to clone 537 Elizabeths too!

Puddy, This is a really interesting idea. We could clone the whole administration each year. Then kill them off in some sort of Running Man cable TV show. Imagine getting to watch Rummy and Gonzo getting wacked EVERY Oct 31!

Dean Wormer said...

Moohhahaha!

I just referred to that movie last weekend. I had an Ogre moment in the bathroom after drinking most of a case of beer.

Bradda said...

Dean, That's one of my favorite scenes. Ogre(You asshole) just keeps going, and the look on Stan and the guys faces when he starts up again is priceless!

DivaJood said...

What Randal said.

Spartacus said...

Randal, does that mean we get 537 Elizabeth Kuciniches, too? I'm all for your idea if that's the case. However, we'll need to clone Alan Rickman for Diva.

alzaido alzaido said...

It's not that different then producing a new baby from sperm and egg. This way one just gets to pick the DNA. Environmental factors ensure that no two will be identical. No more than identical twins anyways. People cloning pets is wild all right. They still start off as babies, still have to grow up. A perfect dog's clone can be a compulsive house shitter.