Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Morning Memo: Daylight Savings Sucks: Part II

- Looks like Salvia is the new O.B.L. of the ever successful war on drugs. Good thing we have the pharmy companies persuading lawmakers to keep the moral drugs legal!

- El Presidente' is sending El Vice Presidente' to the Middle East to help rein in oil prices. Rumor has it that he will be sending Eliot Spitzer to Nevada to rein in brothels.
The good news is that Bush's time remaining in office is shorter with every letter I type...

Israel/Palestine.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Palestine is false.

Anonymous said...

Palestine is false.

Bradda said...

Why do you comment like a retard?

Bradda said...

why do you comment like a retard?