Saturday, September 27, 2008

A Failed McCain

Last night McMyFriends declared that Pakistan was a failed state before "The General" got on a tank and removed a democratically elected government. Thus I have decided to take the McTurd approach and just make shit up that either sounds good or is just plain fun to say. Therefore I am going to declare right now that Utah is a failed state, and so is Japan. I also think that Canada and Russia are failed states, meaning that Palin is an expert on the issue. If anyone knows of any other failed states they want to add to the list, please let me know.

UPDATE- I've been thinking this over. Either McWon'tLookAtObama does not know what a failed state is, or his mind is reaching the beginning of its end. I am not sure what scares me more.

5 comments:

Randal Graves said...

Ohio.

LaPopessa said...

I most certainly have to nominate Florida.

LaPopessa said...

p.s., I hope you don't mind, but I've added your wonderful blog to my list of blogs to keep an eye on.

alzaido alzaido said...

Spain is a failed state in South America. We just can't talk to them.

Sal Kilmister said...

Alzaido- I forgot about Spain. Which way does the toilet flush down there?

Lapop- Thanks!

Randal- I still have hope that Ohio will role our way...at least today. Your Browns are still better than my Dolphins.