Monday, September 29, 2008

Mrs. Beasley for VP

Given Sarah Palin's responses to questions she clearly didn't understand, I nominate Mrs. Beasley as John McCain's new running mate. They are roughly the the same age and her answers make more sense.

Katie: You've cited Alaska's proximity to Russia as part of your foreign policy experience. What did you mean by that?
Mrs. Beasley: Would you like to try on my glasses? You may if you wish.
Katie: Well, explain to me how that enhances your foreign policy credentials.
Mrs. Beasley: I do think you're the nicest little friend I ever had.
Katie: Have you ever been involved with any negotiations, for example, with the Russians?
Mrs. Beasley: Gracious me! You're getting to be such a big girl!
Katie: When President Bush ran for office, he opposed nation building, but he has spent, as you know, much of his presidency promoting democracy throughout the world. What lessons have you learned from Iraq and how specifically will you try to spread democracy throughout the world?
Mrs. Beasley: If you could have 3 wishes, what would you wish for?
Katie: Do you believe the US should negotiate with Syria and Iran?
Mrs. Beasley: Long ago I was a little girl just like you.


alzaido alzaido said...

That is so perfect. Palin's senseless babble makes much less sense then Mrs. Beasley.

Anonymous said...

Yep, this is as good a choice as any. Palin is so far in over her head she could swim for days to reach the surface.