Sick Already

I live in an area domintated by GOP sheep. All of a sudden drilling for oil is more brilliant than Einstein's theory of relativity and (per Karl Rove) we're winning the war in Iraq! For the price, we better be. Every day I am forced to hear blathering idiots ramble on and on about Sarah Palin. How hot she is (I didn't know America had a secret librarian fetish), how moral she is (aren't Pentecostals the ones who dance with snakes, speak in tongues and believe God cures cancer by having a priest touch your forehead?) what a fresh face she is, how entertaining she is, blah blah blah. What they don't say is what she TRULY is. Here's a clue:

1de·coy
Pronunciation:
\ˈdē-ˌkȯi, di-ˈ\
Function:
noun

1: a pond into which wildfowl are lured for capture
2: someone or something used to lure or lead another into a trap; especially : an artificial bird used to attract live birds within shot
3: someone or something used to draw attention away from another

The Republicans are so ga-ga about her that she overshadows her running mate. Old What's His Name. And what's worse is most of these fervent supporters don't know diddly about who this chick is (yeah.. I said it. Play the sexist card GOP swine.) So here's more on this little firecracker and what she truly believes (hint: it doesn't explain dinosaurs). If Barack is Superman, then McCain is Bizarro and she's his Bizarro Geraldine Ferraro. America. Please evolve before you cast your vote (pun intended).