Friday, July 25, 2008

His Holiness and the Dud: 7 Things McCain Can Do To Win My Vote Today

Today, Sen. McCain will meet with a man that is roughly the same age as he is-- His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama. I am sure they will address the media and when they do, if McCain does the following 7 things, I will vote for him in the fall:

1) Call on all Americans to take on my approach to watching the 2008 Olympics-- only watch the games from a public place. In so doing, he must mention this blog at least twice and thank us for taking him down as the Turd of the Hour.

2) Call for the immediate release of the Panchen Lama.

3) Call on China to withdraw from Tibet within 4 days and for their thuggish government to forgive all of our debts.

4) Publicly convert to Tibetan style Buddhism-- and renounce Zen Buddhism.

5) Pick the Miami Dolphins to win the A.F.C. East, the A.F.C. Central, and the N.F.C. West.

6) Announce that he will help me move next week.

7) Announce that everything he has said and done since 2000 has been a horrific joke, and that even he will vote for Sen. Obama.


Randal Graves said...

#5: does a season on Madden count? I don't know how many Super Bowls my Browns have won there.

"So Dolly, you like to start the day with a glass of Metamucil?"

DivaJood said...

The Dali Lama is wearing a great hat. Can I have that hat? And also, he should call for the Cubs to win the World Series this year.

Kup said...

Divajood- I am with you on the Cubs, that would be nice--And Randal, Madden should count. As a matter of fact, in some ways, Madden counts more.

Distributorcap said...

how about adding that he will sit down with the President of Iran

and he will impose a windfall profit tax on oil companies

Bradda said...

As long as you make around $200,000 a year, you'll be just fine because McSame considers that to be middle-class. What a maroon.

Unknown said...

I can't believe the Cub's are in the running! OMG, I used to live 2 blocks away from Wrigley Field! Hi, DivaJood, when did you hook up with these guys? I hear you're running for Pres! GO!!

Bradda said...

I figured it was only a matter of time that I would come full circle in the blogger world. Helen was our first blog friend and now we finally met someone else who know's her. It's a small world in the internets. Heh.

Unknown said...

It is, isn't it? Like one big neighborhood.


enigma4ever said...

((bradda...we all know Helenwheels ;-) her wit, and her sarcasm inspired many that first summer...)

Ahhh, about meeting with the Dalai....wouldn't you have loved to be a fly on the wall...and the Dalia has an incredible sense of humor...probally left McGramps floundering and confused....

( btw I finally got the Blogroll link to took me some tome- my apologies- so you are linked now ;-)