Thursday, April 17, 2008

Late Morning Memo- Post Debate Hangover Edition:

Aloha...

It has been a while, but the time for a memo is now:

- This story has gotten very little ink. It turns out that Hillary Machiavelli held an event the other day called "100 Mayors for Hillary". Sadly, this event produced only 19 Mayors. This encapsulates the entire Clinton campaign. I have it on good authority that she is trying to say that she only expected 10 mayors to show up and almost doubled expectations. When asked why then she used the number 100 and not 10 in the title, she responded that 100 sounded better and that we needed to move past the number.



- Here is a great debate Cartoon that deals with one of the many pressing issues that were examined last night:



- If you are a Sen. Clinton supporter you may want to skip this part of the post. It deals with your candidate's worst and most foreign enemy-- the truth. This is an AP story that deals with Obama's "relationship" from a former radical. Sadly for Clinton it did not mention other scandals, like the fact he bought a box of mint chip Girl Scout cookies 14 years ago from a woman who later converted to Islam after a brief stint as a South Side whore...or the fact that he once slept in the same Holiday Inn Express bed that a drug dealer slept in 4 years later...or the fact that he once pissed at the Minneapolis Airport, ect.

"He has the depth, the reflectiveness, and the resilience to be our next
president," the letter said. "He speaks to the America I've envisioned in my
music for the past 35 years, a generous nation with a citizenry willing to
tackle nuanced and complex problems, a country that's interested in its
collective destiny and in the potential of its gathered spirit. A place where
'...nobody crowds you, and nobody goes it alone.' "

Bruce has spoken. This cannot hurt Sen. Obama in Pennsylvania.
- I think Sen. Clinton did what she has been trying to do all along, which is hurt Obama and get McCain elected.

3 comments:

Rob said...

Thanks for posting the AP article. The Weather Underground nonsense is just that, nonsense. I'm glad AP seems to have called "shenanigans."

Anonymous said...

I am very glad that I was hitting golf balls instead of watching the shitty debate.

Bradda said...

Nice catch on the "Mayors" for Clinton piece. I wonder if she just misspoke when she said 100 or she was really tired. Each day that goes by I get more and more scared of Hillary.