Sunday, April 27, 2008

Stealing Gas...



Apparently the gas crisis has officially gone into the insane column. I drove to the grocery store on Saturday and when I came out I noticed my gas cap was hanging out. I was obviously intrigued and wondered what the hell the deal was. Had my girlfriend filled up the tank and forgotten to close it? No, even Kreplech remembers to remove the gas nozzle and lock the cap (sorry guys, road trip with Kreplech inside joke).

So I forgot about it until I came across an ABC snippet about "gas guzzlers". I wish I could say it was about SUV's but it's about people siphoning gas and even drilling under the car's main tank to steal from people. If only we could declare a national "War on Oil!". Wait, we already have that war going on except we don't have any fucking oil from it! How do you illegally invade a country for oil and not at least get some oil?!?

The story above is real. It was really disconcerting to see my gas cap hanging out and I got lucky as no gas was missing. Maybe someone spooked the would be thief, I dunno. I'm just going to be paying much more attention in regards to where and when I leave my car parked from now on.

Watch your gas tanks Illiterate Electorate!

3 comments:

Aaron Klemow said...
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Bradda said...

Would I shoot someone for stealing my gas? Absolutely not! What does the second amendment have to do with outrageous gas prices? I like the flag pic though, your obviously highly patriotic.

ThePatriot said...
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