Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Aunt Thomasina: An NFL debacle (Jerry? YES! Condi? NO!)

Condoleezza Rice is a minion of evil.

And she needs to stay the hell away from the NFL. Spending 4 years hiding behind a curtain then 4 years in the spotlight as the relief pitcher in the bullshit World Series [starting rotation: Cheney, Rumsfeld, Ashcroft, Tenet and Bush - Powell lost for the season] does not mean you deserve a job in the NFL. I'm a bigger NFL fan than her and I don't deserve it either. It's great that she is a refined and cultured black woman and the fact that she achieved this position is a symbol of progress in Equality. It would be more commendable if she weren't completely unqualified to do this job. Aside from the fact that her accomplishment is about to get completely overshadowed by someone far greater than her, she was a robotic mouthpiece for the misinformation hate machine. A puppet on a string. A guilty party. Her appointment was not as bad as the joker at FEMA, but she is forever linked to this catastrophic administration. Does that ever wash off?

Plus she has designs on taking over a high-ranking and influential role in NFL. Anybody who has been following the twists and turns of the CBAs knows how delicate the situation is. And she cannot possibly help. I'm okay with the economy being in the shitter and gas being $4, but if you take away my football, I'll go postal. Surely there must be some other organization she could infiltrate and ruin.

7 comments:

section9 said...

The tragedy is that you actually believe what you're writing here.

And yes, I counted to ten.

Sal Kilmister said...

Give her the NHL.

Dick Tremayne said...

Sal, that's what Palin's gig is gonna be starting on next week. Maybe Fox News needs another "Sr. Political Strategist." She already has experience reading someone else's words off a teleprompter.

fairlane said...

She always looks so Happy. Maybe being a sexless drone isn't as bad as it sounds.

Sal Kilmister said...

Dick- This might be racist.

Randal Graves said...

I'm okay with the economy being in the shitter and gas being $4, but if you take away my football, I'll go postal.

Word.

And the NHL? Fuck, it's bad enough too many Murkans would rather watch cars go in an oval for three hours than watch an actual sport, and you wanna give Bettman a Bush lackey? That's cruel.

Dick Tremayne said...

not according to wikipedia:

as seeking ingratiation with them by way of unnecessary accommodation