OK... Time to post.

Its been a while... and a lot has happened since my last post. Among those events:

• Sal "the Butcher" emailing me everyday to complain about Blogger's new blogroll which we've incorporated on the right.
  
  
• Sal "the Butcher" insulting PBR and PBR lovers everywhere despite the well-documented fact that Pabst Blue Ribbon is Barack Obama's favorite beer.
  
  
• David Letterman's revenge.
  
  
• The Illiterate Electorate once again turning into a site consisting of mostly links and videos and very little user-generated content (this statement does not apply to everyone, Dick).
  
  

But to me, the most impressive thing that has happened is the complete turn-around of FUX NEWS. Look, I am a red-blooded MSNBC fan. I appreciate what Olbermann does and I adore Rachel Maddow... but, to be honest, I feel like I could write MSNBC's script at this point. This is no shot at MSNBC, just the effect of having watched their campaign coverage for WAY too long.

So, I cheat.

I've been turning on FUX NEWS quite often to get a peek at what I expect to be a republican bloodbath. Guess what? These morons are bashing McCain almost as much as we are. Last week I saw Brit Hume's enormous head ripping McCain for his complete lack of legitimate policy content... and just last night Bill O'Reilly was defending Obama against some twit's obsession with Bill Ayers. O'Reilly even went so far as to say he believes Obama's statements on the issue!

Up is down left is right and cats love dogs!

Look, I don't know what comes next in this crazy campaign. I mean, Obama's leading in Virginia after all. But FUX NEWS rallying the base against John McCain? No sir, didn't see that one coming.

Please, somebody explain this strange world to me...