Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Talking Toast

If McCain's campaign was a dog it would be inhuman to keep the animal alive. He is making very little sense and looks like Mr. White, a man that lived next door to my best friend when we were kids, that used to scream at us for playing on his lawn. What a grumpy little bastard.

I almost feel bad for him. My friends, if this is the best these criminals have, this is over. We are gliding toward a landslide...More to come.

UPDATE: McTurd is the guy at the end of the road that keeps his lights off on Halloween. - My wife


SagaciousHillbilly said...

Great description! Shoot it behind the ear. It's over for this dog of a campaign, especially after tonight.
He is a pissy little old prick and nobody wants to have to watch him get all sick and ugly and die while the country goes down the tubes even more than it has for the next four years.

Randal Graves said...

Hey fuck you all, I keep my lights off on Halloween, too.

puddy said...

did anybody notice McCoffinDodger's weird breathing during the debate? oddly reminiscent of Anthony Hopkins's fava bean routine.


randal, it's not called "keeping the lights off" when you don't pay the electric bill.