Monday, October 13, 2008


People see Jesus everywhere. On toast. In ultrasounds. On rust spots. Even on a dog's ass. Seeing as Jesus has some pull in the polls I asked myself, Who Would Jesus Vote For? The first place I looked is at the more conservative, moral right. I think the below pics provide a fairly accurate cross section. Sarah Palin spent over 20 years in a Pentecostal Church but somehow eludes being labeled Pentecostal by Fox News. She supports a ban on ALL abortion. That would have to be considered. But since she kills just about all of God's other creatures for sport... eventually you have to deduct points. John McCain is Irish. And old Irish people are really into religion. But they also believe in leprechauns so... (and the whole killing Americans for oil thing isn't popular in heaven either). Then I look at Joe Biden. Anyone who's lived in Delaware for that long has shown great penance. His work on civil liberties would likely impress too, so that's favorable. And Barack Obama. Well.. there's just something so-oooooooo familiar about him. What is it? The tanner hues? And he has done more volunteer work than the whole ticket combined. There are some tough things JC would have to consider. In the end, I'm thinking he'd vote Obama (if only there were an interview with Jesus I could consult to support my theory). But in the end, I truly feel most bible thumpers would vote for the Republicans despite Joe Biden's incredibly biblical looks.


Billie Greenwood said...

Dick, you may want to check out this video I found on Missy's Big Fish Stories.

Kup said...

Dick- I dig the tanner hues.
b.e.- crazy vid.

Mauigirl said...

The interview with Jesus that you linked to was great.

Will have to check out BE's video.

Dare I say that the dog's ass, um, actually does look very much like Jesus? Spooky. Just goes to show how ridiculous it is when people see images of Jesus or Mary in things like grilled cheese sandwiches, etc. and then take it as some kind of "sign."

alzaido alzaido said...

Wow, I wonder if my dog's ass looks like anybody. I never really looked that close. Shit, I've never even taken a picture of Charlie Cordova Brown's ass.

I'm sure that pic is on a lot of fetish sites for those pervs who like to combine their bestiality, anal, and JC fetishes.

Also, it's interesting that you brought up Obama looking more the color of Jesus than McCain. It is true that he does not look like the other guys on our currency though (with the exception of that copper colored guy on the penny.) Many McCain/Palin supporters are religious. They're good Christians, just ask them, they'll let you know. Yet somehow they openly hate and want to destroy people who look like Jesus looked. As Arsenio Hall would say, "Things that make you go Hmmm?"