I'll start- My friends, as you can see, I support the right of a woman to urinate, and I support the right of a man to urinate. My opponent wants your sons and daughters urinating all over each other in the same room and its time we stood up and said "This....Is....Wrong" so stand with me and fight for gender segregation of the urinals! (WILD APPLAUSE AS PALIN AND TOM DELAY SNEAK OUT OF THE WOMAN'S ROOM TOGETHER, BOTH BUTTONING THEIR SHIRTS)
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"Barack Obama shits with known terrorists."
"I forget, now which am I?????
HA! Both of you- good work!
My friends, my opponent just does not understand how to handle terrorists. He will deal with them like a little girl needing help on the potty. My friends my maverick partner will deal with terrorists like George the Animal Steel deals with turnbuckles and then she'll piss on them from a helicopter!
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