Friday, October 31, 2008

November 5th Drudge Pledge

I admit it--I look at the Drudge Report everyday. Its a strange breed of obsession that would require a painful form of self-reflection for me to truly understand. I tell myself that everyone in D.C. looks at it daily (which is sadly true)so I need to peruse its content to keep up. After all, I am a professional.

But that would be the easy way out, and I am learned enough to know that virtually everything that is easy is also bad, and most bad things (especially destructive habits) necessitate an ugly cleansing process.

So here is my pledge: Obama wins on Tuesday and I swear off Drudge's bullshit site forever. No need for a double take, I said FOREVER, and I urge anyone else with my affliction to do the same.

Vote Obama as many times as you can. If not for the country, than out of spite to destroy that pervert-hat wearing twit that would be cleaning highways if the right people were running the show.

Remember, when it comes t Drudge, if we don't look, he won't eat.

- Lastly, is anyone else pissed that this, of all weekends, is the one that we get an extra hour?


Randal Graves said...

Of course he'll eat. Someone will always make sure he's fed 'cause he's such a cool cat. I mean, just look at that hat!

themom said...

Drudge - has never been my site of choice. There are far more "delicious" sites to stalk!