Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Debate Part III: Revenge of the Sith


McTurd has turned to his old friend Phil Collins for this evening's strategy: Because tonight, tonight, tonight/We're gonna make it right/Tonight, tonight, tonight. Ohh!
My friends, get ready, for this will be another beacon of light in the world of drab political mechanics and punditry. I have no illusions that Obama will do what he "should" and run the ball up the middle. McTurd will try and throw the deep ball, and if you've seen his arm, you know he is more Chad Pennington and less Vinny Testaverde.
But enough of the sports analogies- these are serious times. Obama is a very serious person, but we don't like serious people, it is boring, and lets face it, boredom is the greatest sin in the lexicon of the American spirit. It is antithetical everything red, white and blue. And lets not forget, we have never had a president that wasn't at least one of those three colors, so Obama's people had better watch out, because we have seen the race card played in both directions in the past, but its been a long time since we have seen the hate card played the way the Repugs are about to play it.
You may want to try some play action passes tonight Sen. Obama. I am afraid a 10 point lead won't be safe for at least 3 weeks.

7 comments:

Randal Graves said...

Um, sports ARE serious. What will occupy us once we've become irradiated mutants?

Comrade Kevin said...

No damn liberal is going to make me bored. First they get you bored, then they raise your taxes. Nosiree. None of those godless liberals for me!

HelenWheels said...

I predict another snoozer that Obama wins by actually telling us what his plan is while McLame gets lost on stage.

Sal Kilmister said...

Helen, as always, spot on.

Sal Kilmister said...

Helen, as always, spot on.

HelenWheels said...

You can say that again! Wait, you just did!

:)

themom said...

What can McWrinkle do tonite - he can't pace around aimlessly. I hope he "blows." (as in temper) If he chooses to bring up Ayers - the dumbass has no clue - NO ONE CARES!! Anyway, I hope Obama throws something back him hard and fast! The odds of "great entertainment" are slim to none - but I can only hope!