For the sake of all that is holy this product MUST be stopped! This is the kinda shit that is slowly eroding this country from within. When I drink beer, and I drink my share, I want it to taste like BEER. Not petunias, bananas, or any of the other bullshit flavors they have been coming out with. Are people really this lazy that they can't open a beer and (gasp) slice their own fresh lime to put in it? You really want some fake chemical to add "flavor"? We might as well bring Zima back.
At Murrica 250, Headliner Tiny Don Will Regale a Hand-Picked Audience...
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...with his seven-hour version of "Tiptoe Through The Tariffs".
*No Half Measures*
driftglass
7 hours ago

4 comments:
dude...I know you didn't just knock Zima. That shit was delish. Especially when you put a jolly rancher in it. Krep should try to get a Zima endorsement for I.E.
Careful Jake, your beginning to show your true colors. Heh.
Jake, how many Zimas do you go through in the time it takes for you to comb your hair?
Actually, I've been known to use Zima as a hair care product. You guys could try in on your back hair.
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